A word to the wise: don’t leave brand new tights on the floor. If you do, your roommate might accidentally vacuum them up. If they get vacuumed up, they have to be pulled out of the vacuum. Once they’re pulled out, they’ll probably have a run in them. This will potentially make you sad. However, a run in your tights will not negatively affect the number of compliments you receive, because polka dot tights are the cutest thing since floral print. In addition, cats love them.